OK. Now for the worst. Of all the reviews I usually read online, often films that are poorly received get my attention. Not because of how bad the film was, but because reviewers often get hysterical during the reviews. It's a mixture of anger and mania, but has a humourous flavour. Then again, they have to succumb the horrors of cinema. In that case, there are special categories for this film. So far, I only did two, but think about them as the Lifetime Achievement Awards. So if you haven't read, here there are:
Biggest Impact on Western Civilisation... for Better or Worst
Joss Whedon award for Fanbase of the year
Now in this Part, I am not going to do a Worst Director, Worst Actor category since it is pretty generic to do so. But once you scroll down, you'll know what are the worst movies to come out this year, given how it is a pretty mediocre year for film and comparing to the last few years it's pretty low.
Biggest Box-Office Drainer - The Lion King - 3D
Alright before you go grab your pitchforks, let me reiterate. Everybody loves The Lion King. Every girl at my school called it their favourite movie of all time. Even I did, though I didn't loved it like everyone else. But to release this movie in theatres like 1994 through post-converted 3D and thrashing adult fare like Moneyball, Contagion and Drive (which never made a lot of money) is just sad. This might be the first time I saw the entire movie in that format. I liked it, but I asked in my head with anger: WHAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT?" about putting it back in theatres with a gimmick that should've just gone away. It's here to stay at number one for three weeks in the US.
Guys, you can either do two things: wait in ten years for the movie to come out with a new gimmick from Hollywood. Or you could just buy it on Blu-Ray so you can watch it forever. Gimmick or package guys. Please choose.
Super Bowl award for Crass Product Placement - The Smurfs
Congratulations, Sony. You've just made the highest rate of referencing an Internet brand in a single movie. That's a record. *hold my thumbs up
Showing posts with label Theatre 3000 Awards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Theatre 3000 Awards. Show all posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Friday, February 10, 2012
The 2nd Anonymous Theatre 3000 Awards (Part II)
Best Supporting Actor
Albert Brooks (Drive)
To the rest of the general audience, Brooks is well known for his comedic roles, particularly his guest voice in several episodes of The Simpsons. But in Drive, Brooks is a scary gangster who acts more human than any other gangster I'll ever seen. However it's more likely that if you've fucked him over, then he'll poke your eye with a fork. He's foreboding, but has nothing against people. THe fact that he was snubbed by the Oscars is a crime.
While I wasn't won over Moneyball, the one thing I was left impressed walking out of the film was Jonah Hill playing the architect of sabemetrics Peter Brand. His character places an impact in sport and his partnership with Brad Pitt is at times feel like the odd couple when all he did was just stand there, but because of the jargon-crafted screenplay, it worked.
For me, the major highlight of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II isn't the fact that it pulled off a spectacular finale for the mega huge fanbase, but it's also came from Alan Rickman, who plays the anti-hero in this series, more or less. He is perhaps the more human Death Eater and there's a scene where it made me tear up when we see the relations between him Lily, Harry's mother.
Tom Hardy is perhaps the best out of a fine cast of British actors in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Like all of them, his character provides the complexity to the film. His character is smooth, but is very melancholic at the same time.
Ben Kingsley is a major gameplayer in Hugo, playing a bitterly miserable toy store owner filled with something he regrets. Although he may look and sound like your average senile grandfather, you'll see by the end of the film, he's the person responsible for the popularity of cinema.
Last Year's winner: Christian Bale (The Fighter)
Runner Ups: Jonah Hill (Moneyball), Alan Rickman (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II), Tom Hardy (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy), Ben Kingsley (Hugo)
Albert Brooks (Drive)
To the rest of the general audience, Brooks is well known for his comedic roles, particularly his guest voice in several episodes of The Simpsons. But in Drive, Brooks is a scary gangster who acts more human than any other gangster I'll ever seen. However it's more likely that if you've fucked him over, then he'll poke your eye with a fork. He's foreboding, but has nothing against people. THe fact that he was snubbed by the Oscars is a crime.
While I wasn't won over Moneyball, the one thing I was left impressed walking out of the film was Jonah Hill playing the architect of sabemetrics Peter Brand. His character places an impact in sport and his partnership with Brad Pitt is at times feel like the odd couple when all he did was just stand there, but because of the jargon-crafted screenplay, it worked.
For me, the major highlight of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II isn't the fact that it pulled off a spectacular finale for the mega huge fanbase, but it's also came from Alan Rickman, who plays the anti-hero in this series, more or less. He is perhaps the more human Death Eater and there's a scene where it made me tear up when we see the relations between him Lily, Harry's mother.
Tom Hardy is perhaps the best out of a fine cast of British actors in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Like all of them, his character provides the complexity to the film. His character is smooth, but is very melancholic at the same time.
Ben Kingsley is a major gameplayer in Hugo, playing a bitterly miserable toy store owner filled with something he regrets. Although he may look and sound like your average senile grandfather, you'll see by the end of the film, he's the person responsible for the popularity of cinema.
Last Year's winner: Christian Bale (The Fighter)
Runner Ups: Jonah Hill (Moneyball), Alan Rickman (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II), Tom Hardy (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy), Ben Kingsley (Hugo)
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
The winners of the Anonymous Theatre 3000 Awards
I haven't got enough votes yet, but at least 5 votes have been counted. So here are the winners (and all of the nominees has more than one winner if there are ties within the votes):
- The voter's choice
- My choice
- Both choices
Most Overrated Film... by Audiences
Best Soundtrack
- The voter's choice
- My choice
- Both choices
Most Overrated Film... by Audiences
- The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (RT Audience: 74%) (Your vote, my vote)
- Iron Man 2 (RT Audience: 80%)
- True Grit (RT Audience: 86%)
- Alice In Wonderland (RT Audience: 72%)
- Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows (RT Audience: 87%)
Most Overrated Film... by Critics
- True Grit
- The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
- Iron Man 2
- The Kids Are All Right
- The King's Speech
Best Film-Wrecking Moment
- A character screws up pronouncing Aang - The Last Airbender
- The ending in - The Tourist
- The moment where a movie is announced it'll be shot in 3D - every movie made in 3D
- The word 'Focker' in every line of dialogue - Little Fockers
- When the whole movie turns into a fantasy flick about stalking - When In Rome
Worst nominations in an award show
- The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - almost every nomination (People's Choice Awards, MTV Movie Awards)
- The Tourist - Best Film: Musical Comedy, Best Actor: Musical or Comedy, Best Actress: Musical or Comedy (Golden Globes)
- Burlesque -Best Film: Musical Comedy (Golden Globes)
Worst Snubs in an awards show
- Christopher Nolan - Inception, Best Director (Academy Awards)
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World - Best Film, Best Original Song, Best Original Score, Best Fight (MTV Movie Awards, Golden Globes, Academy Awards)
- Andrew Garfield - The Social Network, Best Supporting Actor (Academy Awards)
Shyamalan-Bay Award for Worst Film
- The Tourist
- The Last Airbender
- Grown Ups
- Cop Out
- Sex And The City 2
- Vampires Suck
- When In Rome
Most Underrated Film
- Kick-Ass
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
- Greenberg
- Easy A
- Animal Kingdom
Best Soundtrack
- Black Swan - Clint Mansell
- Inception - Hans Zimmer
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World - Nigel Godrich, various artists
- The Social Network - Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross
- Tron: Legacy - Daft Punk
Best Cinematography
- 127 Hours
- Black Swan
- Inception
- The Social Network
- True Grit
Best Production Design/Art Direction
- 127 Hours
- Alice In Wonderland
- Inception
- The Social Network
- Tron: Legacy
Best Editing
- 127 Hours
- Black Swan
- Inception
- Kick-Ass
- The Social Network
Best Visual Effects
- Inception
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
- Tron: Legacy
Best Screenplay
- 127 Hours - Simon Beaufoy
- Inception - Christopher Nolan
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World - Edgar Wright
- Toy Story 3 - Michael Arndt
- The Social Network - Aaron Sorkin
Hero of the Year
- Christopher Nolan
- James Franco
- Roger Ebert
- Aaron Sorkin
- Natalie Portman
Villain of the Year
- Jason Friedberg + Aaron Seltzer
- Will Smith's kids
- Harvey Weinstein
- Miley Cyrus
- M Night Shymalan
Best Scene-Stealer
- Justin Timberlake - The Social Network
- Hailee Steinfeld - True Grit
- Chloe Moretz - Kick-Ass
- Tom Hardy - Inception
- Rock - 127 Hours
- Kieran Culkin - Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
- Christian Bale - The Fighter
Most Breakthrough Performance
- Hailee Stenfeld - True Grit
- Chloe Moretz - Kick-Ass
- Tom Hardy - Inception
- Andrew Garfield - The Social Network
- Greta Girwig - Greenberg
Best Supporting Actor
- Geoffery Rush - The King's Speech
- Andrew Garfield - The Social Network
- Jeremy Renner - The Town
- Rock - 127 Hours
- Christian Bale - The Fighter
Best Supporting Actress
- Helena Bonham Carter - The King's Speech
- Jacki Weaver - Animal Kingdom
- Chloe Moretz - Kick-Ass
- Mila Kunis - Black Swan
- Marion Cottilard - Inception
Best Movie Moment
- Mark Zuckerberg's comeback towards the Winklevosses - The Social Network
- Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis makes out - Black Swan
- Gravity Fight Scene - Inception
- Scott Pilgrim vs. Deadly Evel Exes - Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
- The climax - Toy Story 3
- James Franco cuts off his arm - 127 Hours
Best Actress
- Natalie Portman - Black Swan
- Ellen Page - Inception
- Jennifer Lawrence -Winter's Bone
- Michelle Williams - Blue Valentine
Best Actor
- Colin Firth - The King's Speech
- James Franco - 127 Hours
- Jesse Einseberg - The Social Network
- Leonardo Dicaprio - Inception
- Ryan Gosling - Blue Valentine
Stanley Kubrick Award for Best Director
- Darren Arronofsky - Black Swan
- Danny Boyle - 127 Hours
- David Fincher - The Social Network
- Christopher Nolan - Inception
- Edgar Wright - Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Best Picture
- 127 Hours
- Animal Kingdom
- Black Swan
- Greenberg
- Inception
- The King's Speech
- Kick-Ass
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
- The Social Network
- Toy Story 3
I would congratulate any of these films out in 2010 nominated for these awards. These awards are crafted pieces of arts that holds deeply to its value rather than being a film in for the money. The winner of each category are self-aware that these are films made for entertainment passive and active and will define the year of 2010 that is something positive apart from the biggest downs we've been offered
Friday, May 6, 2011
The 2010 Theatre 3000 Awards
Welcome to the Theatre 3000 Awards. I want to respond to all of the vague, snobby and shitless award shows with these mothaf**kers (sic.). They're not the most prestigious awards by any means from an internet blog which has only 13 followers, but it's what I will say is that this represents the best movies of the past year and a half in my opinion and to all the following people who hand out awards only for star power, because you're too lazy to vote or you don't give a shit about movies, this is what you should see. (People's Choice Awards, Golden Globes, Oscars and MTV Movie Awards)
Like the Razzies and you should know about them as well, this is satire to all the awards that host for crap, hand out crap, and use red carpets to distract us from crap. Most of the nominations are satire. Each category will have two winners
So here are the nominees.
1st Most Overrated Film... by Audiences
Best Soundtrack
Like the Razzies and you should know about them as well, this is satire to all the awards that host for crap, hand out crap, and use red carpets to distract us from crap. Most of the nominations are satire. Each category will have two winners
- My vote
- Your vote
So here are the nominees.
1st Most Overrated Film... by Audiences
- The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (RT Audience: 74%)
- Iron Man 2 (RT Audience: 80%)
- True Grit (RT Audience: 86%)
- Alice In Wonderland (RT Audience: 72%)
- Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows (RT Audience: 87%)
Most Overrated Film... by Critics
- True Grit
- The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
- Iron Man 2
- The Kids Are All Right
- The King's Speech
Best Film-Wrecking Moment (MTV Satire)
- A character screws up pronouncing Aang - The Last Airbender
- The ending in - The Tourist
- The moment where a movie is announced it'll be shot in 3D - every movie made in 3D
- The word 'Focker' in every line of dialogue - Little Fockers
- When the whole movie turns into a fantasy flick about stalking - When In Rome
Worst nominations in an award show
- The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - almost every nomination (People's Choice Awards, MTV Movie Awards)
- The Tourist - Best Film: Musical Comedy, Best Actor: Musical or Comedy, Best Actress: Musical or Comedy (Golden Globes)
- Burlesque -Best Film: Musical Comedy (Golden Globes)
Worst Snubs in an awards show
- Christopher Nolan - Inception, Best Director (Academy Awards)
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World - Best Film, Best Original Song, Best Original Score, Best Fight (MTV Movie Awards, Golden Globes, Academy Awards)
- Andrew Garfield - The Social Network, Best Supporting Actor (Academy Awards)
Shyamalan-Bay Award for Worst Film
- The Tourist
- The Last Airbender
- Grown Ups
- Cop Out
- Sex And The City 2
- Vampires Suck
- When In Rome
Most Underrated Film
- Kick-Ass
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
- Greenberg
- Easy A
- Animal Kingdom
Best Soundtrack
- Black Swan - Clint Mansell
- Inception - Hans Zimmer
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World - Nigel Godrich, various artists
- The Social Network - Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross
- Tron: Legacy - Daft Punk
Best Cinematography
- 127 Hours
- Black Swan
- Inception
- The Social Network
- True Grit
Best Production Design/Art Direction
- 127 Hours
- Alice In Wonderland
- Inception
- The Social Network
- Tron: Legacy
Best Editing
- 127 Hours
- Black Swan
- Inception
- Kick-Ass
- The Social Network
Best Visual Effects
- Inception
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
- Tron: Legacy
Best Screenplay
- 127 Hours - Simon Beaufoy
- Inception - Christopher Nolan
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World - Edgar Wright
- Toy Story 3 - Michael Arndt
- The Social Network - Aaron Sorkin
Hero of the Year
- Christopher Nolan
- James Franco
- Roger Ebert
- Aaron Sorkin
- Natalie Portman
Villain of the Year
- Jason Friedberg + Aaron Seltzer
- Will Smith's kids
- Harvey Weinstein
- Miley Cyrus
- M Night Shymalan
Best Scene-Stealer
- Justin Timberlake - The Social Network
- Hailee Steinfeld - True Grit
- Chloe Moretz - Kick-Ass
- Tom Hardy - Inception
- Rock - 127 Hours
- Kieran Culkin - Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
- Christian Bale - The Fighter
Most Breakthrough Performance
- Hailee Stenfeld - True Grit
- Chloe Moretz - Kick-Ass
- Tom Hardy - Inception
- Andrew Garfield - The Social Network
- Greta Girwig - Greenberg
Best Supporting Actor
- Geoffery Rush - The King's Speech
- Andrew Garfield - The Social Network
- Jeremy Renner - The Town
- Rock - 127 Hours
- Christian Bale - The Fighter
Best Supporting Actress
- Helena Bonham Carter - The King's Speech
- Jacki Weaver - Animal Kingdom
- Chloe Moretz - Kick-Ass
- Mila Kunis - Black Swan
- Marion Cottilard - Inception
Best Movie Moment
- Mark Zuckerberg's comeback towards the Winklevosses - The Social Network
- Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis makes out - Black Swan
- Gravity Fight Scene - Inception
- Scott Pilgrim vs. Deadly Evel Exes - Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
- The climax - Toy Story 3
- James Franco cuts off his arm - 127 Hours
Best Actress
- Natalie Portman - Black Swan
- Ellen Page - Inception
- Jennifer Lawrence -Winter's Bone
- Michelle Williams - Blue Valentine
Best Actor
- Colin Firth - The King's Speech
- James Franco - 127 Hours
- Jesse Einseberg - The Social Network
- Leonardo Dicaprio - Inception
- Ryan Gosling - Blue Valentine
Stanley Kubrick Award for Best Director
- Darren Arronofsky - Black Swan
- Danny Boyle - 127 Hours
- David Fincher - The Social Network
- Christopher Nolan - Inception
- Edgar Wright - Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Best Picture
- 127 Hours
- Animal Kingdom
- Black Swan
- Greenberg
- Inception
- The King's Speech
- Kick-Ass
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
- The Social Network
- Toy Story 3
Please vote at the comments section below. The results will be handed out after the MTV Movie Awards
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